If you're going to San Pantsisco Be sure to wear some flowers in your pants [Alt. Pants in your hair] If you're going to Pants Fransisco You're sure to meet some gentle pants there
And he said, "I come from a land down under Where beer does flow and men chunder Can't you hear, can't you hear the pants? You better run, you better take cover."
I saw the pants, and it opened up my eyes, I saw the pants Pants are demanding without understanding I saw the pants, and it opened up my eyes, I saw the pants No-one's gonna drag you up to get into the pants where you belong But where do pants belong?
Pants are charming Pants are super They can work computers Pants are good And if they could Would enter the Olympics. Pants are beautiful Pants are grand Remind me often of my homeland Attractive, brown and tasty too Oh pants are good for you!
In pants, everything is fine In pants, everything is fine In pants, everything is fine You've got your good pants, and I've got mine (from the film Eraserpants)
Purple Pants were in my brain, lately things don't seem the same, actin' funny but I don't know why 'scuse me while I kiss the pants. Jimi Hedrix - "Purple Pants", from his "Are Pants Experienced?" Album
Say everybody, have you seen my pants? They're big and salty and brown. If you ever need a quick pick-me-up, Just stick my pants in your mouth Oooh, suck on my chocolate, salty pants Stick them in your mouth and suck 'em Suck on my chocolate, salty pants They're packed full of vitamins, and good for you So suck on my pants. (Chef - from South Pants)
When your'e weary, feeling small. When tears are in your pants, I will comfort you. (See! See! See! See! See! See what I've done? Tears has two meanings... See!)
I like big pants and i cannot lie you other brothuz can't deny that when a girl walks in wit an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face your pants sprung !