Can't beat Dylan! Blowin' in the Pants, Mr Tambourine Pants, Bob Dylan's Pants, Pants of Spanish Leather, Get Your Pants Off! Just Like Tom Thumb's Pants, Man in the Long Black Pants (I think we get the idea - ed.)

"Oi! Don't you throw those bloody pants at me..."

And was Jerusalem, builded here, in England's green and pleasant pants?

It's just a jump to the left
And then a step to the ri-i-i-i-i-ight
With your pants on your hips
You pull your knees in ti-i-i-ight
But it's the pelvic thru-u-u-ust
That really drives you insa-a-a-a-ane!
Let's do the pants-warp again!