Malcolm Peter Brian Telescope Adrian Blackpool Rock Stoatgobbler John Raw Vegetable (Brrroooo!) Norman Michael (dingaling!) (pheeeep!) Edward (aroooogah!) (chuffity chuffity!) (bzzzzzzzt!) Thomas Moo... (sings) "We'll keep a welcome in the..." (BANK!) William (silly noise) "Raindrops keep falling on my" (weird noise) "Don't sleep in the subway" (cuckoo cuckoo) Naaoooo... Pants.

Oops - Bang! not Bank. wrong game AGAIN. PS the above originated here.

After you've gone, and left me crying
After you've gone, there's no denying
You'll feel blue, you'll feel sad
You'll miss the greatest pants you ever had.

Giant pants are walking the Earth, laying waste to all before them. Please bear with us.

Ode to a small pair of green pants I found in my armpit one Midsummer morning

Pants Pants Pants. Green Pants, Grants Punt. Grarn Pitants - Morning! Pridsummer - Grorning ants.

Hurng- Arrrrrgh! [Dies]

Spitting Image's classic - He's never met a nice South Afripants, and that's not bluddi surprising, Mon, 'cos we're a bunch of ignorant loudmouths with no sense of humour.