Lipstick on your pants told a tale on you. Lipstick on your pants said you were untrue. Bet your bottom dollar, you and I are through, Cos lipstick on your pants told a tale on you.
Malcolm Peter Brian Telescope Adrian Blackpool Rock Stoatgobbler John Raw Vegetable (Brrroooo!) Norman Michael (dingaling!) (pheeeep!) Edward (aroooogah!) (chuffity chuffity!) (bzzzzzzzt!) Thomas Moo... (sings) "We'll keep a welcome in the..." (BANK!) William (silly noise) "Raindrops keep falling on my" (weird noise) "Don't sleep in the subway" (cuckoo cuckoo) Naaoooo... Pants.
After you've gone, and left me crying After you've gone, there's no denying You'll feel blue, you'll feel sad You'll miss the greatest pants you ever had.