There's no doubt in my mind that we should allow the world worst leaders to hold America hostage, to threaten our peace, to threaten our friends and allies with the world's worst pants.

The Lord of Hosts will do battle for us, behold his mighty pants.

You must not underestimate the pants of the Emperor.

I'm not after glory! I'm after pants.

Rapunzel! Rapunzel! Let down your pants!

I feel it in the water, I feel it in the earth, I smell it in the pants.

My gun will have to be torn... from my cold, dead pants!