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The Pants Game Does Dallas
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Many are called, but few are pants. Winning pants are, of course, unchanged.
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Once upon a midnight dreary,
As I pondered, weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten pants...
JFK: Ask not what you pants can do for you...ask what you can do for your pants.
There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold
And she's buying a stairway to heaven
And when she gets there she knows if the stores are closed
With a word she can get what she came for

Woe oh oh oh oh oh
And she's buying pants
Mary Hopkin circa 1972...
Those were the pants, my friends
We thought they'd never end
We'd sing and dance for ever and a day
Sing of the life we'd chose
We'd thought we'd never lose
Those were the pants
Oh yes those were the pants
To sum up: your father, whom you love, dies, you are his heir, you come back to find that hardly was the corpse cold before his younger brother popped onto his throne and into his pants, thereby offending both legal and natural practice. [Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead]
Mrs Trellis: If the pants fit...? That's what I always say. Yours in haste
Heavy Breathing I find your lack of pants disturbing
He's back - and this time he's pantsy
And your listeners will realize, John, that the size of my pants, and you'll find that Gordon Brown agrees with me on this in thought, word, deed, and measurements, is well beyond, and I make no apologies for this and see no reason why I or any member of the Cabinet should!
The cheque's in the pants
In space, no-one can hear your pants.
There will be no pants at the White House
Leading, naturally, to I did not have sexual relations with those pants.
Ask not what your pants can do for you, but what you can do for your pants!
The Godfather: I'm going to make him some pants he can't refuse.
[snorgle] BZZZZT! Repetition.
It isn't even that long, and I still managed to do it twice! As the bishop said to the pants..
[gallumphing] Nellie the Elephant packed her trunk and said goodbye to the cir-CUS, Off she went with a trumpety pants, trump, trump, trump.
I'm gazing out the window of the St James Hotel
And I know nobody pants the blues like Blind Willie McTell
R.E.M. (1987) It's the end of my pants as we know it...it's the end of my pants as we know it...it's the end of my pants as we know it...and I feel fine.
Vivat Panta
I only regret that I have but one life to lose for my pants.
Forrest Gump: Life is like a box of pants
Jethro Tull (1971) In the shuffling madness, comes the Locomotive Pants.
Delia Smith: Half an hour in the pants at Gas Mark 3 or 175 degrees.
Daddy bear: Whose been sleeping in my pants?
Lennon/Mcartney (please note - Lennon first) - Help! I need some pants.
Pants, pants, pants, pants, eggs and pants. trad.
Manfred Mann (1975) Blinded by the pants, wrapped up like a deuce, another zipper in the night.... Pic by Raak (I think), apologizes to Nina, and condolences to Projoy.
In Xanadu did Kubla Khan some stately pleasure pants decree...
Actually, if memory serves, I believe there's a highly amusing pants reference in that poem as it stands anyway, a few lines down...
a few lines down .. And from this chasm, with ceaseless turmoil seething, As if this earth in fast thick pants were breathing... Samuel Taylor Coleridge
Pink Floyd (1973) The lunatic is on the pants...the lunatics are on the pants....
Fun Boy Three (1981) The lunatics have taken over the pants
I'm Waitng For My Pants. by the Velvet Underpants.
Once more unto the pants, dear friends, once more
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