Back to the Osmonds! We have all enjoyed Morningside of the Pants, It Takes Pants, Deep Pants, Go Away Little Pants, Tears On My Pants, You've Got A Friend In Pants, Seasons of Pants, and Soldier of Pants. Then there were the Beatles of course, who came along much earlier with Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Pants. I particularly enjoyed Dancing in the Pants by Martha Reeves and the Vandellas, Light My Pants by Will Young (we don't ask why), Pants Can Only Get Better by D-Ream, and the Christmas List Song by the Pretenders - Don't Get Me Pants.

Ah, the intellectual power. I amaze even myself sometimes. :)

Didn't the Osmonds also do Crazy Pants? Or am I thinking of someone else?

No, they did. See above (from the Somewhere in Pants album)

(I do know what I'm talking about, really!)

Not to be confused with Crazy in Pants, of course - that was a song by Lingeré (sic) Knowles.

Wasn't there a song done by Brandy and some other chick called The Pants Are Mine?