Three little pants from school To let the punishment fit the pants The Ghost's High Pants My Name is John Wellington Pants The Pants Of Figaro The Pants of Seville The Magic Pants Madame Pants Die Flederpants... Two Pants of Verona The Merry Pants of Windsor A Midsummer Pants Dream Do you really wish me to continue???
[Kim] No, couldn't be arsed. Apologies for hesitation, repetition or deviation. Actually, I will not apologise for deviation! The Lion, The Pants and The Wardrobe The Horse and His Pants The Silver Pants The Last Pants The Magician's Pants Alice in Pants The Princess Pants Pants-on of the Opera Joseph and his Amazing Technicolour Pants Starlight Pants Nostradamus Ate My Pants The Antipants I could do this all day!
The Longest Pants A Few Good Pants Pants: A Space Oddysey The Pants of Navarone City Knickers Good Trolleys, Miss Molly! The Lining, staring Jack Knickerless Nightare on Pants Street V: Shreddies' Revenge The Pants and the Pendulum The Fall of the Pants of Usher Achtung! Pants! The Two Trousers Dark Side of the Pants Star Trunks VI: The Undies-covered Country The Pelican Briefs The Knickers of Dibley Kex and the City Full Metal Gusset
Oh yes, that's definitely it (making up for own inadequacy)! Knickerless Knickelby Man in the Iron Underpants (thank you Graeme Garden) Pants of New York Seven Strides for Seven Nethers The Y-Front who Loved Me The Skidmark of Zorro
Star Pants, The Pants Strike Back and Return of the Pants Oedipants Rex Euripides Pants and Iripidose Pants You say pants and I say knickers (let's take the whole lot off)
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Pants, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Pants, Harry Potter and the Pants of Azkaban, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Pants, Harry Potter and the Pants of the Phoenix....do stop me if I'm boring you.....;) Oh! The Pants: All work and no pants makes Jack a dull boy!
[OOAQ] Not to my memory. Pants Become Her The Thong of Solomon Sing a Song of Six Pants (This is actually a real movie! Check out imdb.com if you don't believe me!) The Parent Jockstrap The Lunchpack of Notre Dame Do stop me if I'm going too far...
[BB] That's all very well, but you could have used the Banter Page to tell me that. Not like I hadn't worked it out already... Snow White and the Seven Pants with apologies for not feeling too imaginative this afternoon...
Just don't tell my pants, My achy breaky pants, I just don't think they'd understand And if you tell my pants, My achy breaky pants They might blow up and kill this man
So, so you think you can tell Heaven from pants? Blue skies from pants? Can you tell a green field From cold steel pants? --Pants Floyd, "Wish You Were Pants"
Speaking of songs - Somewhere Over ThePants, Follow The Yellow BrickPants and If I Only Had SomePants - just some of the great numbers from The Pants of Oz.
Pants... they're a gas Grab those pants with both hands And make a splash Pants... so they say Are the root of all evil today And if you ask for some pants There's a chance that they're giving some away... ...Another classic Pants Floyd tune.
Wallace and Pants Finding Pants Toy Pants Monsters Pants Does it show I've been to see Finding Nemo, and am in a rather Pixar-y mood? OK, aardman too...
There's the movie, the Incredible Shrinking Pants and its rather less successful spin-off, The Incredible Staying-Exactly-The-Same-Size Pants which was a disastrous movie, but the idea was bought by Marvel Comics and following some character development resurfaced as The Incredible Hulk series.
From Somewhere In Pants: I'm all out of pants Crazy Pants Puppy Pants Don't Give Up On Pants I'm Not In Pants Could It Be I'm Falling In Pants and Without Pants to name but a few...
the Pantszone hits: Love Me For Pants A Picture of Pants Father and Pants (pinched from Cat Pants) And my personal favourite... The Key to My Pants I've just realised how sad I am...
Would also like to point out that Love Me For Pants was originally a hit for the Osmonds. Another pinched cover version (though not from the Osmonds) was of course So Take A Look At Me Pants, by Westpants and Mariah "My Girdle's Too Tight" Carey. Then there was 5ive's original hit, When The Pants Go Out.
*groans* By original I meant that, unlike Love Me For Pants, When The Pants Go Out wasn't a cover. But well remembered. They tried a ballad once didn't they? Until The Pants Are Through I think it was called. Then there was the very early Steps hit, The Last Thing On My Pants.
Back to the Osmonds! We have all enjoyed Morningside of the Pants, It Takes Pants, Deep Pants, Go Away Little Pants, Tears On My Pants, You've Got A Friend In Pants, Seasons of Pants, and Soldier of Pants. Then there were the Beatles of course, who came along much earlier with Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Pants. I particularly enjoyed Dancing in the Pants by Martha Reeves and the Vandellas, Light My Pants by Will Young (we don't ask why), Pants Can Only Get Better by D-Ream, and the Christmas List Song by the Pretenders - Don't Get Me Pants.