[JLE] I presume you'd also claim that starting a rant with "Gah" is a sign of intelligence, whereas it merely illustrates your lack of vocabulary. Furthermore, your childish use of asterisks to emphasise words when bold or italic text would be more appropriate provides clear evidence your views are not worthy of further consideration.

**punches darren in the kidneys**

***laughs her socks off***
Can we have a Jolly Good Mood Crescent now?

[st d] At least I don't have to sell my kidneys for cash like you do.