JLE] Jesus Fucking Christ! Where I come from, people in bad & tetchy moods are oft known to swear. It is also rather disingenous to say that swearing belies lack of intellect. It is hard for me to continue with a reply - not because of any lack or otherwise of intellect, but merely because I really could not give a monkey's arse. Swearing can be used by people not because they lack the words but because they lack the inclination to actually enter into a discussion. Life is sometimes just too short. But please farkle away, dear boy, farkle away.

[JLE] I presume you'd also claim that starting a rant with "Gah" is a sign of intelligence, whereas it merely illustrates your lack of vocabulary. Furthermore, your childish use of asterisks to emphasise words when bold or italic text would be more appropriate provides clear evidence your views are not worthy of further consideration.

**punches darren in the kidneys**

***laughs her socks off***
Can we have a Jolly Good Mood Crescent now?

[st d] At least I don't have to sell my kidneys for cash like you do.