[Darren] At last, someone, if only by chance, has made a true statement. But then, so will a bunch of monkeys pounding on a London Transport map for long enough. You do realise, I hope, that certain people are taking notes and resolving that never, never, will any of you be selected to even play at the county level?

Renners] Well in that case it won't harm me to point out you're an opinionated wankshaft. See you!

[Tuj] Yes! Yes! Indeed! You have correctly noted that I have opinions! No kidding, Sherlock, as the English expression has it. The difference between my opinions and yours, my dear Tuj, is that mine are worth listening to.

... if you want to see an extreme example of fat-headed stupidity to match anything in the record books. Well done, Rensdorf. Fuckwitted right to the very end.

Oh look, some really brave person has posted without a name. That's almost as bad as playing under an assumed name, isn't it, Rensdorf?

I think that most people here would be more than satisfied to play at Cunty Level. I am disgusted at myself for posting such an easy winning move. It should have been Mornington Christ on a Fucking Cunting bicycle Weeping Gently into his Piss Stained Samosa Crescent ON THE COCKING HILL. No imagination really , the lot of you. Useless bunch of arrogant baboons.

Takes one to know one.

Gah. Where I come from, "Bad Tempered Critical And Tetchy" doesn't mean "Swearing". Sarcasm, belittling, and generally showing off one's own superiority and the others' inferiority, yes, but to descend into swearing is merely puerile. Even merely *calling* somebody an idiot is idiotic if you cannot *prove* it - repeating a statement, no matter how loudly, does not make it true, even with the added so-called emphasis of obscenities which in fact serve only to illustrate one's own lack of intellect. I belatedly *farkle* in the general direction of all those overaged children who have apparently never grown up.

[JLE] I pity you were unable to stand the heat and ran away after your first and only move. One could have appreciated the vaguely semi-sentient competition you might have provided. Shooting fish in barrels, while not a taxing diversion, provides marginally more entertainment than shooting pond slime.

JLE] Jesus Fucking Christ! Where I come from, people in bad & tetchy moods are oft known to swear. It is also rather disingenous to say that swearing belies lack of intellect. It is hard for me to continue with a reply - not because of any lack or otherwise of intellect, but merely because I really could not give a monkey's arse. Swearing can be used by people not because they lack the words but because they lack the inclination to actually enter into a discussion. Life is sometimes just too short. But please farkle away, dear boy, farkle away.

[JLE] I presume you'd also claim that starting a rant with "Gah" is a sign of intelligence, whereas it merely illustrates your lack of vocabulary. Furthermore, your childish use of asterisks to emphasise words when bold or italic text would be more appropriate provides clear evidence your views are not worthy of further consideration.

**punches darren in the kidneys**

***laughs her socks off***
Can we have a Jolly Good Mood Crescent now?