Liverpool Street.

Aaaargh - you can all f*ck off, the lot of you. I've got a date tomorrow night and I don't know what to wear. Rickmansworth emergency curry stop.

Clapham Junction and you can all go shit yourselves.

As I was explaining just the other day to the Archbishop of Canterbury, players committing such absurdities as Dujon has thus far manifested should be soundly laughed at until they learn their place, which is somewhere south of the bottom rungs of a kindergarten MC ladder. Canada Water, which sweeps away his pitiful excuse for a token stack. Ha! Ha! As the Icelandic proverb has it, a novice stinks in three moves. [penelope] Full leathers and a pink tutu.

Rensdorf] Though you are an excellent fashio guru (spot the sarcasm), I agree with Dujon: it is obvious that you are an arrogant wanker.
Canning Town, straddling.

[Tuj} May you grow man breasts and forever have to cover yourself in the communal shower. Holland Park ... and where's that nauseating little turd, st dogmael, scurried off to?

Rained Off, or whatever your fucking name is, name dropping the A of C carries no kudos here. The only thing I can say, in these circumstances is Chigwell and that should put that tart Chalky into a right little strop.

[Chalky] I suspect that st d's ducking for cover, the little a**ehole! No doubt he's one of those who wears two pairs of socks - one on his feet and the other to fill out his denims. I'm off to Paddington to see if I can find him. [Tuj] Your plate is on the way back - think yourself fortunate that I've knocked out the teeth before you get it back.

[Tuj] Arrogant? The concept you are groping for in that lump of porridge you affect to call a brain is selbstbewusst. It is inexpressible in this decadent English language, but you may consider it to mean "having an accurate measure of one's own worth". But it is well that the players here do not have this concept, lest your minds implode with the realisation of the amount of air, food, and space you have taken up with your unnecessary lives. Arrogance is a vice only in those with nothing to be arrogant about. Shadwell! You see? You see?

the "Archbishop of Canterbury" must and can only be the poor man's pet name for his own cock. God knows no-one else will talk to him. Touching to see that he tries to engage it in a proper relationship. Just in case you actually wanted to know where I was Chalky I was getting on with "A LIFE". Though I would look back in here to reassure myself that it can always get worse, like Duj's Mum (which is the only thing you are going to find round there mr D - try looking in a phonebox - it currently says "NEW IN TOWN GENUINE PHOTO") Archway

st d]So you have finally crept out from under your stone congratulations on getting out of lice infested pit and enlightening us with your presence we are all just soooo grateful you made that last move but be honest it was crap Archway a safe move for dullards with no clue or foresight or understanding very much like Gusset Login and his attempt at knip, what a pitiful and pathetic, feeble minded effort. Let me bring things down to your level just for Chalky, West Ham and to be generous, here's a hint it's a magenta station.

"Archway a safe move for dullards with no clue or foresight or understanding" : precisely.

Is that it? did we interupt your afternoon nap? back to bed with you and change your conti-pads while your at it you're leaking sh*t again.