mc5 - Bad Tempered, Critical & Tetchy Game

A game of MC where rude and outspoken comments about everyone else's bad play/attitude/spelling/general character/personal hygiene/parentage/&c is de rigeur. Is that simple enough for you, or should I SPELL IT OUT?

Breadmaster

What kind of feeble-minded waster would fritter their time away on this rubbish? I would despair if it were worth my while.

Will

Well, Gusset, if you like knid so much, I'll just slip off to Shepherd's Bush (Central) in what I've heard is called a self-replicating double helix, which restricts lower life forms (such as your own) for three turns.

Lib

Euston square. Don't ask why or I will have to kill you.

Gusset Login

[Will] Who are you calling lower, shortarse?

Father Jack

Feck! Temple. Arse!