Too slow, too slow! Have you got any gears faster than 1st? Angel.

Look, as site admin I call the frikken shots, so Mudchute, sticking you all in cocking spoon.

Site admin? My arse. Takes more than a smattering of poncey physics to float this particular boat. Leicester Square and you can stick yer spoon up yer jacksy.

May I just say that, for a supposedly bad-tempered game, this is civility bordering on servility. I don't suppose that any one you could come up with a decent put down if your cat's life depended on it! Barking, obviously.

Take a hike you load of Cockfosters. (And again...)

Oh, haha, watch me find that amusing... I've heard funnier things at funerals. Go eat tortoise shit. Temple

I've never seen such a load off hearted opening moves in my whole sodding life, what do think this is? the buggering chimpanzee's tea party at the zoo! if your going to do anything, get it right and fer-christsakes do it right, even my bleeding two year son old could do better, let me demonstrate Green Park, an opening move that is stunningly both daring and pushing the limits of any ruleset any of you could name, that's if you could, which I sincerely doubt, so either improve your game which I doubt is possible or go back to reading the Beano.