Site admin? My arse. Takes more than a smattering of poncey physics to float this particular boat. Leicester Square and you can stick yer spoon up yer jacksy.

May I just say that, for a supposedly bad-tempered game, this is civility bordering on servility. I don't suppose that any one you could come up with a decent put down if your cat's life depended on it! Barking, obviously.

Take a hike you load of Cockfosters. (And again...)

Oh, haha, watch me find that amusing... I've heard funnier things at funerals. Go eat tortoise shit. Temple

I've never seen such a load off hearted opening moves in my whole sodding life, what do think this is? the buggering chimpanzee's tea party at the zoo! if your going to do anything, get it right and fer-christsakes do it right, even my bleeding two year son old could do better, let me demonstrate Green Park, an opening move that is stunningly both daring and pushing the limits of any ruleset any of you could name, that's if you could, which I sincerely doubt, so either improve your game which I doubt is possible or go back to reading the Beano.

*sigh* Why use ten words when a hundred will do?
Shoreditch. You're all in knip.

All of you clearly think you know something about this game. That is why you will never be able to learn to play it. Aldgate East, blue token at Aldgate, black token at Whitechapel; a move which guarantees to elicit responses which demonstrate nothing more than the ignorance of the player. Even those unfamiliar with Stolzmayr on demurrage would understand this move, but to reach such dizzy heights as unfamiliarity with the basics is more than one can expect here. Yet as Aurelius says, one must live in hope, however hopeless. Penelope might profitably (or more likely not) attend to Strauss' simplectics; Chalky has, albeit merely by chance, suggested with her first two moves the initial arm of a Fronsky simplex; but our nether-landish acrobat might indeed take the eponymous quantity of lifetimes to reach the stage of being able to learn how to begin learning.