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50 Ways To....
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This was Kevan's idea (see MCiOS chat room). It's based on the song "50 Ways To Leave Your Lover" ("You just slip out the back, Jack; Make a new plan, Stan....") Well, there have to be 50 ways to do other tasks, right? So, off we jolly well go, Joe!
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How about... 50 Ways to win an Olympic Gold Medal?

1. Do a good javelin throw, Jo.
2. Slide that curling stone, Joan.
3. Shoot and ski, Lee.
4. Place a quiet backhander, Amanda. Well, it all seemed too idealistic and it really couldn't last!
6. Take a banned substance, Lance
Go to Greece, Reece
Run fast in the mile,Kyle. (bugger metric!!)
9. Show them how to hurdle, Flerdle
10. Fly high on that pole vault, Walt.
Just bloomin well cheat, Pete
12. - Show the judges your best high dive, Clive.
13. Arrange to get your rival's kneecaps broken by a masked man, Stan
14. Go faster, higher, stronger, Mr. Olonga.
15. Be the high bidder on ebay, Jay.
15. Enter a very expensive tombola, ROmola.
Use a powered sled, Ted.
17. Campaign for apathy to be a new Olympic sport, Cort.
18. Run like the wind, Min.
19. Enhance the muscularity of your gluteus, Maximus.
Beat the rest, Celest
21. Complete your patented combination triple lutz double loop followed closely by two triple axels and one flawless quadruple salchow, Ming Lao.
Jump the hurdles quick, Mick!
23. Get running, Spike.
24. Get training for that marathon, Jonathan
25. Win, Min.
26. Get an aerodynamic lunchbox, Mocks.
27. Enter the sprint, Clint
Get on yer bike, Mike
29 - Excel at your thang, Yang.
30. Do the beach volley ball in string vest, Celeste.
31. Put the shot,Dot
32. Hone each skate, Kate.
33. Avoid the Jamaican bobsled, Ted
34. Keep on taking the nandrolone, Joan.
35. Be steady on the balance beam, Coleen.
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