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50 Ways To....
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This was Kevan's idea (see MCiOS chat room). It's based on the song "50 Ways To Leave Your Lover" ("You just slip out the back, Jack; Make a new plan, Stan....") Well, there have to be 50 ways to do other tasks, right? So, off we jolly well go, Joe!
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30. Consult those barely legible scribbled notes we stole from Margaret Thatcher's handbag when we met her, Henrietta.
Put your mind control drugs in all tubs of Sainsbury’s strawberry yoghurt, Robert [and the rhubarb ones too Lu]
32. First take the Moon, June.
33. Stay up all night, Dwight.
Rebuild the 3rd Reich, Mike!!!
35. Learn from the mistakes of Napoleon's winter campaign, Jane.
36. Start with a hill, Phil.
Buy a very big battle tank, Hank
Invest in a squadron of B52's, Lou
39. - Withdraw from reality and create a subserviant world of your own, Stone.
40. Just have enough money, Bunny.
41. - Declare yourself Genghis, Khan.
42. - Make a new plan, Stan!
43. Annex the Sahara, Tamara.
44. Rule the Gobi, Toby. Thanks for the idea, Wol:-)
45 - Tour the Kalahari, Charlie (on a roll now)
46. Pick up the world and carry it, Harriet
47 Hold cities to ransom a lot, Scott
48 Make the world sick, Nick.
49. Pretend you're George W. Bush, mush. Not absolutely strictly following the rules.
50 Just go buy a globe, Job.
How about... 50 Ways to win an Olympic Gold Medal?

1. Do a good javelin throw, Jo.
2. Slide that curling stone, Joan.
3. Shoot and ski, Lee.
4. Place a quiet backhander, Amanda. Well, it all seemed too idealistic and it really couldn't last!
6. Take a banned substance, Lance
Go to Greece, Reece
Run fast in the mile,Kyle. (bugger metric!!)
9. Show them how to hurdle, Flerdle
10. Fly high on that pole vault, Walt.
Just bloomin well cheat, Pete
12. - Show the judges your best high dive, Clive.
13. Arrange to get your rival's kneecaps broken by a masked man, Stan
14. Go faster, higher, stronger, Mr. Olonga.
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