mc5 - 50 Ways To....

This was Kevan's idea (see MCiOS chat room). It's based on the song "50 Ways To Leave Your Lover" ("You just slip out the back, Jack; Make a new plan, Stan....") Well, there have to be 50 ways to do other tasks, right? So, off we jolly well go, Joe!

penelope

27. Do it in a hurry, Murray.

Falstaff

28. - Become the Grand Mogul of all cockroaches, Sanchez.

plump

29. Own the world wide web, Deb

Prof Plum

30. Consult those barely legible scribbled notes we stole from Margaret Thatcher's handbag when we met her, Henrietta.

Phahad - 31

Put your mind control drugs in all tubs of Sainsbury’s strawberry yoghurt, Robert [and the rhubarb ones too Lu]