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This was Kevan's idea (see MCiOS chat room). It's based on the song "50 Ways To Leave Your Lover" ("You just slip out the back, Jack; Make a new plan, Stan....") Well, there have to be 50 ways to do other tasks, right? So, off we jolly well go, Joe!
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25. Sell it on Ebay, Jay.
Take to many headache pills, Will's
Have a meal with Hannibal Lecter, Hector!
28 - Turn your back on Jeffrey Dahmer, Homer.
29 - Catch the Whooping Cough, Dolph!
30 - Ship it to the wrong address, Bess!
Don't date Lector, Hector.
above = 31
32. - Kiss someone with halitosis, Miss Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.
33 Feed it to the cat, Matt
Eat it with Phal, darl. or should that be Dahl?
35 Cover it with too much gravy or veg, Reg.
36.If you don't already know, then I ain't telling you, Lou.
37 Leave it on the Bus, Gus
38 Have it gently fried, Clyde
Let it fill with pus, Russ
40 - Attempt the forbidden [Pole Vaulting Position], #1069 in The Daredevil's Guide To Kama Sutra, Lutra.
Have it as a kebab, Rab!
Sign up as a donor, Mona.
Forty one is a prime number, so that was
42!
Drink a drum of rum, son
Have dodgy LFT's, louise
Have Jaundice, Morris!
45 - Sell it to the highest bidder, Kidder [OOPS!].
46 - Your ailing Uncle is a boss in the Mob, Bob.
47 - Taint your ale with a flesh-eating bacillus, Phyllis.
48. Go into labour, neighbour Which we are, but we're nearly there! Come on, PUSH!
49 - Let your husband perform the cesarian, Marion. [Won't be long now!]
50. Don't inhale the vapours of solvents containing chlorine, Doreen. Nnnnngh, Dunnit, Aaaaaah!
I'm in an odd mood today. Let's try 50 Ways to Achieve World Domination
1.Buy it on Ebay. Jay
2. Play Risk, Mr. Fisk.
Change your name to Mac Donald, Ronald!
Own Coca-cola, Lola
Set the Microsoft franchise rates, Mr Gates
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