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50 Ways To....
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This was Kevan's idea (see MCiOS chat room). It's based on the song "50 Ways To Leave Your Lover" ("You just slip out the back, Jack; Make a new plan, Stan....") Well, there have to be 50 ways to do other tasks, right? So, off we jolly well go, Joe!
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4. Avoid Dollis Hill, Phil.
5. Avoid Dollis Hill, Jill.
6 Jump straight to Morden, Denis Norden.
7. Avoid Dollis Hill, Bill
8. Use Ongar Denials, Gyles.
9.Keep one foot on the Bank, Frank.
10. Keep an eye on the L.V., Bea.
11. Don't land in knip, Pip
12. Be sparing in invoking Archbold's Lemma, Gemma.
13. Ignore all the rules, fools.
14.You simply must ad lib, Mr. Gibb.
15. Play Waterloo, Stu
16 Via Picadilly, Lilly
17. And thence to Kingsway, May.
18. Don't end up in spoon, June.
Watch out for the LV spike, errr, Spike.
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20. Declare home at Goodge Street, Pete. Well it works for me!
21. Don't even think of gatecrashing one of our games and killing it off by playing Mornington Crescent, peasant.
*shouts, screams, generally goes wild for Wol*
Oh buggerbuggerbugger - there's a horrid bullet wound in my foot ... sorrysorrysorry - help!! I really didn't mean that to happen, honest ...
22. Slink back to Queensway, Fay.
23. Straddle Putney Bridge, Midge.
24. Beware of roads that go one-way, Jay
25. Fetch the Game Repair Squad when Wol f*cks up, Fairlop. [teehee]
26. Do it with feeling, North Ealing
27. Crossharbour and London Arena, Tina
28. Keep the diagonals clear, Pier.
Make a joke about Mudchute, Knute.
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30 With interesting nicknames, James.
31. Keep changing your moniker, Monica.
32. Watch out for Becontree, Dee.
33. I'll start at Vauxhall, Paul.
34. Only *farkle* when stuck, Chuck.
35. Never pin Colindale, Colin, Dale.
36. Don't try to get off at Museum, Liam!
37. Be wary of Tooting Bec, Beck.
38. Have care in Zone One, Juan.
39.Thru interesting pick-up lines in bars, Lars.
40: Check your Fronsky diagram, Pam.
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