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50 Ways To....
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This was Kevan's idea (see MCiOS chat room). It's based on the song "50 Ways To Leave Your Lover" ("You just slip out the back, Jack; Make a new plan, Stan....") Well, there have to be 50 ways to do other tasks, right? So, off we jolly well go, Joe!
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32. You ate the wrong kind of berry, Terry.
Fake Typhoid, Boyd.
34.Read them your obituary, Jerry.
Tell em you choked on some Candy, Mandy
36. Just tell 'em you're crook, sook.
37.Get your dear Mother to call in for you, Lou.
38. Say you've tachycardia, Nadia.
39. Feign asbestosis, Moses.
40 Deny being in Las Vegas, Gus
[all] shurely 'Deny being in Las Vegas, Dégas'...?!!
[pen]you tell who you want to tell, I'm telling Gus
41.... send 'em a singing telegram, Sam
42. The doc says you have thrush, Nush.
43. Tell 'em to look up 'cause I'm in freefall, all and no parachute!
44 Say you were crushed by a freefalling lunatic, Rick
45 Say you've dislocated your shoulder, Golda. (Duj) 38 is v. good. :-)
46. Say you're trapped in a lift, Cliff.
47. You've just had ECT, Jeeves.
48. Nasty does of chlamydia, Lydia.
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