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50 Ways To....
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This was Kevan's idea (see MCiOS chat room). It's based on the song "50 Ways To Leave Your Lover" ("You just slip out the back, Jack; Make a new plan, Stan....") Well, there have to be 50 ways to do other tasks, right? So, off we jolly well go, Joe!
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7. I'm just a bit ill, Bill.
8I think I'm positively insane, Jermaine
Say you're under the weather, Heather.
which was 9 of course D'OH!
10 Get a nasty bout of diarrhoea, Maria.
11 You've amputated a limb, Jim
12 Say you've consumed a bottle of Lemony Cif, Cliff
13 You simply can't be arsed to come in, Tim.
14 Got a touch of gangrene, Dean.
15. Remove your appendix, Felix. *dodgy rhyme alert*
16. Just tell 'em they smell, Mel.
17. Say you've got a verruca, Luca.
18. Say you've caught leprosy, Dee. But don't worry, the doctor says it's going round tight now and I'll be over it by the end of the week.
19. Say you've been sick, Dick.
20. Say that the boil has burst, Kirst.
21.Tell 'em you've got a splinter, Araminta.
22. Best use the 'phone, Joan.
23. ... but email if you've got laryngitis, Otis.
24.Say *cough* you think you've *cough* got SARS, Lars. *cough* *cough*
25. Claim to be hit by a van, Stan
26. Tell the silly moo you Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease, Denise
27. Admit to the hangover, Clover.
28. Say your Gran died, Clyde.
29. Call to say you've been out late with Jordan, Gordon. they'll understand, oh yes
30. You have gastroenteritis, Titus.
31. You accidentally cut your own head off while trying to shave, Dave.
32. You ate the wrong kind of berry, Terry.
Fake Typhoid, Boyd.
34.Read them your obituary, Jerry.
Tell em you choked on some Candy, Mandy
36. Just tell 'em you're crook, sook.
37.Get your dear Mother to call in for you, Lou.
38. Say you've tachycardia, Nadia.
39. Feign asbestosis, Moses.
40 Deny being in Las Vegas, Gus
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