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50 Ways To....
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This was Kevan's idea (see MCiOS chat room). It's based on the song "50 Ways To Leave Your Lover" ("You just slip out the back, Jack; Make a new plan, Stan....") Well, there have to be 50 ways to do other tasks, right? So, off we jolly well go, Joe!
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*channeling the collective consciousness of the e-pilg*

50 Ways to call in sick

1 Tell 'em you've got a frog in your throat, Googolplex the Amazing Balancing Goat.
2. Tell them your nose is the size of a melon, Helen.
3. Say you're suffering from sciatica, Attica.
4. Or just say you've got the flu, Sue, or pulled a muscle, Russell.
5. I've had a family loss, boss.
6. I'm clinicaly dead, Fred
7. I'm just a bit ill, Bill.
8I think I'm positively insane, Jermaine
Say you're under the weather, Heather.
which was 9 of course D'OH!
10 Get a nasty bout of diarrhoea, Maria.
11 You've amputated a limb, Jim
12 Say you've consumed a bottle of Lemony Cif, Cliff
13 You simply can't be arsed to come in, Tim.
14 Got a touch of gangrene, Dean.
15. Remove your appendix, Felix. *dodgy rhyme alert*
16. Just tell 'em they smell, Mel.
17. Say you've got a verruca, Luca.
18. Say you've caught leprosy, Dee. But don't worry, the doctor says it's going round tight now and I'll be over it by the end of the week.
19. Say you've been sick, Dick.
20. Say that the boil has burst, Kirst.
21.Tell 'em you've got a splinter, Araminta.
22. Best use the 'phone, Joan.
23. ... but email if you've got laryngitis, Otis.
24.Say *cough* you think you've *cough* got SARS, Lars. *cough* *cough*
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