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50 Ways To....
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This was Kevan's idea (see MCiOS chat room). It's based on the song "50 Ways To Leave Your Lover" ("You just slip out the back, Jack; Make a new plan, Stan....") Well, there have to be 50 ways to do other tasks, right? So, off we jolly well go, Joe!
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32. Get off your arse and hike, Spike!
33.Just keep walking straight, Kate...
34. ...Till you're back where you start, Art
35. Recharge that Sinclair C5, Clive.
36. Get your Mum to row, Bo.
37. Start by swimming the Atlantic, Nick.
38; Half Pipe a Skateboard, Claude
39 On a unicycle, Michael.
40. Chuck yourself from a trebuchet, Jay.
41. Have a lift from a sedan chair, Clare
42. Hop on a jet, Bette.
Go around in a rocket, Charlie!
43!!
44.Get kicked by a cow, How!
45. With a documentary film crew trailin', Michael Palin.
46. On a slow boat to China, Carolina.
47. Charter the QE2, Lou
48. Develop a fully functional Matter Transportation Device to convert you into sub-atomic particles and bounce yourself off of a satellite, Dwight
49. In a Kayak, Jack
50. Get away and wait for the world to spin, Min.
Well, this game's going at a fair old lick, come the time and we need a new one. Erm...
*channeling the collective consciousness of the e-pilg*

50 Ways to call in sick

1 Tell 'em you've got a frog in your throat, Googolplex the Amazing Balancing Goat.
2. Tell them your nose is the size of a melon, Helen.
3. Say you're suffering from sciatica, Attica.
4. Or just say you've got the flu, Sue, or pulled a muscle, Russell.
5. I've had a family loss, boss.
6. I'm clinicaly dead, Fred
7. I'm just a bit ill, Bill.
8I think I'm positively insane, Jermaine
Say you're under the weather, Heather.
which was 9 of course D'OH!
10 Get a nasty bout of diarrhoea, Maria.
11 You've amputated a limb, Jim
12 Say you've consumed a bottle of Lemony Cif, Cliff
13 You simply can't be arsed to come in, Tim.
14 Got a touch of gangrene, Dean.
15. Remove your appendix, Felix. *dodgy rhyme alert*
16. Just tell 'em they smell, Mel.
17. Say you've got a verruca, Luca.
18. Say you've caught leprosy, Dee. But don't worry, the doctor says it's going round tight now and I'll be over it by the end of the week.
19. Say you've been sick, Dick.
20. Say that the boil has burst, Kirst.
21.Tell 'em you've got a splinter, Araminta.
22. Best use the 'phone, Joan.
23. ... but email if you've got laryngitis, Otis.
24.Say *cough* you think you've *cough* got SARS, Lars. *cough* *cough*
25. Claim to be hit by a van, Stan
26. Tell the silly moo you Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease, Denise
27. Admit to the hangover, Clover.
28. Say your Gran died, Clyde.
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