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50 Ways To....
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This was Kevan's idea (see MCiOS chat room). It's based on the song "50 Ways To Leave Your Lover" ("You just slip out the back, Jack; Make a new plan, Stan....") Well, there have to be 50 ways to do other tasks, right? So, off we jolly well go, Joe!
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35. Raise income tax by a pony, Tony.
36. Adopt a bold font for your stance, Lance.
37. Over-use Bad HTML, Mel.
38. Torch a few cars, Lars [Kim] Very nice...
39 Throw a molotov cocktail, Abigail.
40. Hit a PC with a brick, Rick.
42. Start the looting, Putin
43. Keep disputin', Rasputin.
44. Drop a bomb anywhere in Asia, Anastasia.
45 Kill a kid, Sid
46. Assassinate the Crown Prince, Vince.
47. Introduce the Poll Tax, Maggs.
48. Issue a primal scream, Dean.
49. Insert an extra fourteen syllables into a certain metrical reading at a poetry recital full of pedants, Lance.
50. Insert a horizontal line in the wrong place, Ace.

How about [for you travel lovers] ...
50 Ways To Circumnavigate The Earth

1. Traverse the Amazon Basin, Jason.
2 Head up the Nile, Kyle
Take a jet plane, Jane
4. Climb on a Penny-farthing, Martin
3. Hop on the ferry, Kerry
ugh. sorry, should have been 5. It's been a long week.....
6 Just use your own feet, Reet
7. Go up in a balloon, June.
8.Mail yourself to Timbuktu, Pru.
9 Go with someone from Monty Python, Typhon.
10. Summon Sir Francis Drake, Jake.
11. Just hop on a bus, Gus ... Wait, that sounds familiar...
12. Assume a low earth orbit in a pod, Rod
13. Get pedalling on your bike, Mike.
14. Catch the express, Jess.
15. Try feathers and wax, Max.
16. Sail on the Kontiki, Mickey.
17. Take an airship, Chip.
18. Strap yourself to a rocket, Crockett.
19. Ride the salt wave, Dave.
Fly through the sky, Guy
Or take a ship, Pip
22. Paddle your own canoe, Sue.
23. Cross the Serengeti, Betty.
24. Walk beside the Panama Canal, Ranulph.
26. Start by jogging down the parade, Sinead.
26. Pretend it's a marathon, Jonathan.
27. Sail off in a yacht, Dot.
28. Take three steps round the pole, Cole.
Try a hand glide,Clyde
30: Don't forget your passport, Mort!
31. Tunnel to Albuquerque, Bugs.
32. Get off your arse and hike, Spike!
33.Just keep walking straight, Kate...
34. ...Till you're back where you start, Art
35. Recharge that Sinclair C5, Clive.
36. Get your Mum to row, Bo.
37. Start by swimming the Atlantic, Nick.
38; Half Pipe a Skateboard, Claude
39 On a unicycle, Michael.
40. Chuck yourself from a trebuchet, Jay.
41. Have a lift from a sedan chair, Clare
42. Hop on a jet, Bette.
Go around in a rocket, Charlie!
43!!
44.Get kicked by a cow, How!
45. With a documentary film crew trailin', Michael Palin.
46. On a slow boat to China, Carolina.
47. Charter the QE2, Lou
48. Develop a fully functional Matter Transportation Device to convert you into sub-atomic particles and bounce yourself off of a satellite, Dwight
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