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This was Kevan's idea (see MCiOS chat room). It's based on the song "50 Ways To Leave Your Lover" ("You just slip out the back, Jack; Make a new plan, Stan....") Well, there have to be 50 ways to do other tasks, right? So, off we jolly well go, Joe!
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er 9?Upgrade to mixer taps, Babs.
10. Get the mix (and numbers) right, Dwight.
11? Declare UDI, Si, and set yourself free
12. Use rockwool to insulate the loft, Lara Croft
13 Install a new patio, Super Mario.
14. Install Venetian blinds, Heinz.
15. Clean out the cellar, Arabella
16. Add a few aisles, Charles.
17. Convert it into a tip, Pip.
18. Cover everything in throws, Rose.
19. When buyers call, fill the place with the aroma of fresh coffee, Boffy?
20. Dump all clutter, like that extraneous question mark, Mark.
21.Play charades, LeStrade.
22. Deck the terrace with a liana, Indiana.
23. Add some architrave, Dave.
24 Convert your loft so it's Catholic, Patrick.
25. Wipe the door, Handel.
Add a conservatory, Rory.
I said 26, I did, really!
27. Make sure your house has the correct numberin', Kim.
28 Change the house number from an odd to an even, Steven
29 Put up a dado; Dido
30. Render the wall, Paul
31. Repaint your table, Mable.
32. Have a lean-to like a tutu, Tito.
33. Study Feng Shui, Louie.
34. Take exams in Feng Shui, Fay. alternate pronunciation invoked
Breadmaster 35 Don't use that ridiculous Feng Shui, Dee. other pronunciation inserted
Brighten your pine with felt pen, Ken.
37 Hoover the Rug, Doug
38. Hang a new chandelier, Néa.
Keep a pet shark Clarke!
Remove all the slate, mate       Sorry to be so familiar   :-(
Get rid of that Welsh Dresser, Vanessa.
Replace the flock, Jock.
That was 42.   Hrrmph!
Just to prove it    43. Rip out the ceil, Neil.
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