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50 Ways To....
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This was Kevan's idea (see MCiOS chat room). It's based on the song "50 Ways To Leave Your Lover" ("You just slip out the back, Jack; Make a new plan, Stan....") Well, there have to be 50 ways to do other tasks, right? So, off we jolly well go, Joe!
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43. Fake your CV, Evie. [Rosie - No 41 haha!]
44. Tap your feet to an unknown beat,Pete.
45. Show 'em your operation scars, Lars
46. Wear a skirt, Kurt.
47. Quote George Carlin, Marlon.
48. Tell them you used to work for Citroen and show them your CV, Diane. (bending the rules a bit)
49. Conclude by informing them that the job has your name written all over it and they needn't bother interviewing any other applicants, Lance.
50. Stride over, kiss the interviewers on both cheeks and ask when you can start, Art.
Fifty Ways to Improve Your House Without Calling In The Experts
1. Don't use it to bury your dead, Fred.
2. Decorate to elicit abhorrence, Lawrence.
3. Paint the grass contrasting mauves, Jove.
4. Plant an indoor hedge, Reg.
5. Knock down a weight-bearing wall, Paul.
6. Use reflective glass in your window, Glenda.
1. Wallpaper the tiles, Miles.
7.Splatter paint tea bags at the ceiling, Rose.
1..2...3....4.....5......6.......7.......Oh, I know this, I know this, don't rush me...no its gone
er 9?Upgrade to mixer taps, Babs.
10. Get the mix (and numbers) right, Dwight.
11? Declare UDI, Si, and set yourself free
12. Use rockwool to insulate the loft, Lara Croft
13 Install a new patio, Super Mario.
14. Install Venetian blinds, Heinz.
15. Clean out the cellar, Arabella
16. Add a few aisles, Charles.
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