mc5 - 50 Ways To....

This was Kevan's idea (see MCiOS chat room). It's based on the song "50 Ways To Leave Your Lover" ("You just slip out the back, Jack; Make a new plan, Stan....") Well, there have to be 50 ways to do other tasks, right? So, off we jolly well go, Joe!

penelope

45. Show 'em your operation scars, Lars

rab

46. Wear a skirt, Kurt.

DrQu+xum

47. Quote George Carlin, Marlon.

Rosie

48. Tell them you used to work for Citroen and show them your CV, Diane. (bending the rules a bit)

Chalky

49. Conclude by informing them that the job has your name written all over it and they needn't bother interviewing any other applicants, Lance.

penelope

50. Stride over, kiss the interviewers on both cheeks and ask when you can start, Art.

Fifty Ways to Improve Your House Without Calling In The Experts

Bob the dog

1. Don't use it to bury your dead, Fred.