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This was Kevan's idea (see MCiOS chat room). It's based on the song "50 Ways To Leave Your Lover" ("You just slip out the back, Jack; Make a new plan, Stan....") Well, there have to be 50 ways to do other tasks, right? So, off we jolly well go, Joe!
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26. Slice up some canteloupe, penelope. "not rhyming" declared
27. Show off your trunks, Dunx. [double entendre invoked]
28. Invite them for a drink, Link.
29 Don't fox 'em, DrQu+xum.
Take 'em for a walkie, Chalky.
31 Make them some tasty pasta, Breadmaster.
32 sit and stare at the baps, rab
Show off yer pecs, Googleplex.
34. Don't goad us, LotUS.
35. Show them your six-pack, Raak.
36. Tell a whopping fib, Lib.
37. Give 'em some slack, Raak Are we supposed to be attracting friends and influencing people or putting them off??!!
<38> Make everything simple and plain, Jane.
bollocks.
39 Use a swearword bleeper, Zoological Keeper.
40. Throw your old name out, ex-Time Sprout.
Come on too strong, DrQu+xum. (Whereas I just came on at an awkward moment.)
42. Teach them how to swim, Kim. Well, it's a friendly act!?
Is it just coincidence that every time I've posted in this game, I've been simulposted? Or is it a government conspiracy?
43. Act all paranoid, Floyd.
44. But don't get complacent, Jason.
45. Don't act too smart, Bart
46.Choke your finger-licken, Chicken.
47. Introduce us to some totty, Watty.
48 Buy them a round and a half, Falstaff.
49. Go trekking in the Gobi, Toby.
50. Keep 'em squirmin', Fat German.
bake a new flan stan *not the same Stan as in the song*
50 Ways To Fail A Job Interview

1. Light a cigarette, Bette.

2. Pick yer nose and flick, Mick.
Smell your own fart, Bart.And set yourself free.
3 Say you're an alcoholic, Rick.
Wear a daft hat, pat. [Kim] I've just seen yours: very good!
5.Wee in the hand basin, Jason.
6. Offer 'em sex, Rex.
7. Get out your cock, Jock.
8.Slap 'em in the face, Eustace. And get yourself free. visual rhyme declared
9. Offer them a bribe, Clive.
10. Look deeply bored, Maud
11. Tell them they're fools, Jules
12. Dance around in the nude, Jude.
13Whip out your knob, Bob.
14. Admit you wet the bed, Fred.
15. Ensure your handshake is clammy, Tammy.
16. Fall asleep halfway through, Lou.
17. Interview them, Jem.
18. And do condescend, friend.
19. Don't rock the ship, Pip.
20. Handwrite your vita, Rita.
21Have a w*nk Frank
22.Tell 'em you shagged their mom, Tom. Americanisation invoked.
23. Ask about the sick pay, Jay
24. Wipe your nose on your sleeve, Steve.
25Turn up a day late, Kate.

26 Take a mobile 'phone call, Paul

27 Have spinach in your teeth, Keith.

28 Soil your pants, Hans Sorry, only just discovered this excellent game.

29. Feign a nervous twitch, Rich.
30. Mention that your chief leisure interest is fellatio, Horatio.
31. Dress as a pike, Mike.

32. Play with your gender, Brenda.

33. Tell them that you like playing online games, James.
34. Keep shouting "Wibble" and starting to dribble, Sybil
35. Wear a fluorescent shirt, Bert.
36. Dress as Peter Pan, Dan.
37. Pretend that you're Italian, Ian.
38. Speak in Klingon, Don.
39. Just use your axe, Max.
40. Stun them with a totally irrelevant query, Desiree.

41. Wriggle on the chair and complain about your Chalfonts, Alphonse.

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