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50 Ways To....
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This was Kevan's idea (see MCiOS chat room). It's based on the song "50 Ways To Leave Your Lover" ("You just slip out the back, Jack; Make a new plan, Stan....") Well, there have to be 50 ways to do other tasks, right? So, off we jolly well go, Joe!
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9. Offer them a bribe, Clive.
10. Look deeply bored, Maud
11. Tell them they're fools, Jules
12. Dance around in the nude, Jude.
13Whip out your knob, Bob.
14. Admit you wet the bed, Fred.
15. Ensure your handshake is clammy, Tammy.
16. Fall asleep halfway through, Lou.
17. Interview them, Jem.
18. And do condescend, friend.
19. Don't rock the ship, Pip.
20. Handwrite your vita, Rita.
21Have a w*nk Frank
22.Tell 'em you shagged their mom, Tom. Americanisation invoked.
23. Ask about the sick pay, Jay
24. Wipe your nose on your sleeve, Steve.
25Turn up a day late, Kate.

26 Take a mobile 'phone call, Paul

27 Have spinach in your teeth, Keith.

28 Soil your pants, Hans Sorry, only just discovered this excellent game.

29. Feign a nervous twitch, Rich.
30. Mention that your chief leisure interest is fellatio, Horatio.
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