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50 Ways To....
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This was Kevan's idea (see MCiOS chat room). It's based on the song "50 Ways To Leave Your Lover" ("You just slip out the back, Jack; Make a new plan, Stan....") Well, there have to be 50 ways to do other tasks, right? So, off we jolly well go, Joe!
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36. Tell a whopping fib, Lib.
37. Give 'em some slack, Raak Are we supposed to be attracting friends and influencing people or putting them off??!!
<38> Make everything simple and plain, Jane.
bollocks.
39 Use a swearword bleeper, Zoological Keeper.
40. Throw your old name out, ex-Time Sprout.
Come on too strong, DrQu+xum. (Whereas I just came on at an awkward moment.)
42. Teach them how to swim, Kim. Well, it's a friendly act!?
Is it just coincidence that every time I've posted in this game, I've been simulposted? Or is it a government conspiracy?
43. Act all paranoid, Floyd.
44. But don't get complacent, Jason.
45. Don't act too smart, Bart
46.Choke your finger-licken, Chicken.
47. Introduce us to some totty, Watty.
48 Buy them a round and a half, Falstaff.
49. Go trekking in the Gobi, Toby.
50. Keep 'em squirmin', Fat German.
bake a new flan stan *not the same Stan as in the song*
50 Ways To Fail A Job Interview

1. Light a cigarette, Bette.

2. Pick yer nose and flick, Mick.
Smell your own fart, Bart.And set yourself free.
3 Say you're an alcoholic, Rick.
Wear a daft hat, pat. [Kim] I've just seen yours: very good!
5.Wee in the hand basin, Jason.
6. Offer 'em sex, Rex.
7. Get out your cock, Jock.
8.Slap 'em in the face, Eustace. And get yourself free. visual rhyme declared
9. Offer them a bribe, Clive.
10. Look deeply bored, Maud
11. Tell them they're fools, Jules
12. Dance around in the nude, Jude.
13Whip out your knob, Bob.
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