*taking the torch and running with it* Let us host the game! Why exist we after all If not to have our glory, And once again (and soaked in rain) Add chapters to your story? Hearts of gold (and medals too) Await to home you here, What country is more virtuous, Less fat, and soaked in beer? (Of course I jest) Our ath-l-etes Await to welcome you, Their sense, at least, of sporting pride Will lend the grace that's due. And don't forget our stadia! Where it would all take place There's nowhere that's top-gradier (sorry) For match, parade, or race. (Out of inspiration for now....going to bed....)
The time has come, the walrus said, to talk of other things. Of booze, and chips, and feeling fat, and spicy chicken wings, And when my kettle's boiling hot, I'm telling you, it sings, Calloh! Callay! We'll talk today Of food and yummy things!
Ode to chocolate: Oh, you're so shiny, so tasty, I swear, With one bite of you, I just couldn't care What strife there may be in my life as it stands; The worst that could happen? I might get sticky hands. What is it so great that means I can devour A couple, or three, bars in under an hour? What is it makes you so utterly dreamy? You're crunchy, you're bubbly, or gooey and creamy, Or fruity, or nutty, have nougaty core - I'll say it again as I've said it before A world without chocolate's a pencil unleaded - Utterly pointless, and a world to be dreaded! Hmmm...the diet may be getting to me, methinks...
I chanced, this morn, as I awoke To glance outside, and this was wrote: A game that lingers with little flair A game about which few do care Is it really, really fair? That such a thing should take up space And suck attention from the human race? Wrote, this was, upon a cat, Who looked most saddened, and with that He puffed out his tail and turned incandescent! Off he ran, to Mornington Crescent.