I'm blaming Chalky for this!!

This is the first post in a new game
In verse is its aim.
So try to put into verse
A poem that's worse
To celebrate mc5 is one today
Let,s all scream and shout Ole!

It's the nicest MC site
On your pages blue-and-white
I write my doggerel
Scansion, thought and rhyming skills can go to hell

Happy birthday to you Next year you will be two Happy birthday MC5 Now get the beers in please do

Foreword: I apologise in advance to Scotland for the following.

O, hail the graet rab!
Creataer of the site
Which was fifth at the taem
But two haev gone to shite.

In its pleasing caelors,
And its laeout noot a mess,
Yer site is a mast'ry
(Saev the bad CSS.)

Soo, let's give a toast to rab!
Fer this castle of MC.
(But, noot me, for yer'll know,
I'll've alraedy had me tea.)