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Right, another chance to alternately build our spirits up and then disappoint them. I can't be bothered to change the winning move so it's still Mornington Crescent.
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Hooray! The Police have reformed and are going to give a free impromptu concert on this shiny tank (disguised as a panda) you happen to be riding. (See Weird Anime Excel Saga for reference)
Bad News
Sting wants to have tantric sex with you.
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He won't have time, the panda is actually a bomb. ([LotUS] You think Excel Saga is weird, you should see Puni Puni Poemy)
Bad News
The police have their robot bomb diffuser - codename Ropponmatsu - present. [GL] Nah, just giving it's full title. I've seen PPP and was horribly scarred ;) Then I saw the last episode of Excel *sweatdrop*)
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You're still going to get blown up before he can start. [LotUS] The last episode of Excel is odd I'll grant you, but nowhere near as odd as PPP or even Dragon Half or BPS
Bad News
You're going to get blown up before he can start! LotUS] Was that meant to say "scarred"? Or just scared?
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Its that time already, so you pack up and go home!
Bad News
No one can be arsed following my previous posting....ha ha....and the GREYS have landed in Washington DC!!
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I don't know what that means, and I'm very happy about it.
Bad News
Neither does good ole George B........
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... Smith, a Yorkshire paint stripper.
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He's a raht menace wi' t' blowlamp.
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You've never been within 1000 miles of Yorkshire in your life.
Bad News
You have to spend 6 months in't dales, dipping sheep!!!!
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You have an unusual fondness for sheep.
Bad News (for the sheep)
On a plate.
Good News (for the sheep)
They aren't as compliant as one might expect. Welsh sheepshagger jokes will be treated with the utmost disdain.
Bad News
Welsh sheepshagger jokes will be treated with the utmost disdain.
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Scottish sheepshagger jokes will be most welcome
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Jokes about Kiwi sheep shaggers are thin on the ground!
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Kiwis in this case are flightless birds
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