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Right, another chance to alternately build our spirits up and then disappoint them. I can't be bothered to change the winning move so it's still Mornington Crescent.
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Owing to his unusually low brain power, he's running towards you.
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The brain is usually the tastiest part. (I'm told, honest, officer)
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Thank goodness I'm not that hungry.
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...he is.
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I've got the ketchup.
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He's got the stuff you thought was ketchup earlier, and he's applying it liberally.
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He applying it to himself.
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