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Right, another chance to alternately build our spirits up and then disappoint them. I can't be bothered to change the winning move so it's still Mornington Crescent.
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Kylie is very overrated.
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Not by many people here, I would imagine, or at least hope.
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Kylies bum wants a trial seperation and a cut of the profits!
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Gordon Brown has not raised the duty on Kylie related products.
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There is an danger of a KY reference entering the conversation. Slippery customers these Politicians - I should know.
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I think Kirsty Young is a bit of all right. (Snodders) You're not a . . . .? ?
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She's probably spoken for! [Rosie] I wasn't last time I looked....!!
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She requires so much speaking for, she employs people to deliver her after dinner speeches. [Snodgrass] There's no need to be ashamed you know...;P
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The next tme she looks, she discovers she is a politican!
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It's not compulsory to vote for her.
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It's not compulsory to vote. Ooh, controversial.
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Most voters are stupid anyway, so the fewer of them vote the better. Upping the controversy ante...
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The abstention rate amongst the stupid may be no higher than amongst the intelligent.
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