Zat iz all ou are gettong, frome noo oon!

At least you don't support Ipswich Town. Not a common affliction, but a painful one

You support Wimbledon. A very uncommon affliction indeed. Actually I support Chelsea and have done so for 48 years. Never taken themselves too seriously, I'm glad to say; winning something would be rather vulgar, I feel. :-)

But at least they've moved to Milton Keynes so there is no way you will accidentally wander into the ground on match days. C'mon U R's - Super Hoops!

Owing to the limited space in Milton Keynes, Wimbledon is going to merge with the Open University.

The chanting from the stands is now grammatically correct

It's not quite so catchy.

Simon Cowell wants to record the team song.

He wants to play it to us later.

The Mute button's working OK. (Snodders) Only been once to Loftus Rd, and saw them beaten 6-3 at home by Reading. All I can remember is that it was a warm midweek night and research shows it was 21st Aug 1961.

But the window is open and the sound will get through anyway. [Rosie] Mmmm It may have changed a bit since 1961. Heavens we all have! It obviously had a profound effect on you though - to remember it so vividly. If you go again before neat April you will still qualify as a regular though. I get to more away games - living in Leicester (Dont ask).

It's actually quite good.

There is such a thing as damning with faint praise.

You've gone deaf and can't hear it

The angry mob outside your door can.

Your door is a vortex leading to a magical world of tiny shrimps made from candy and all the women look like Kylie...

Kylie is very overrated.