It's not quite so catchy.

Simon Cowell wants to record the team song.

He wants to play it to us later.

The Mute button's working OK. (Snodders) Only been once to Loftus Rd, and saw them beaten 6-3 at home by Reading. All I can remember is that it was a warm midweek night and research shows it was 21st Aug 1961.

But the window is open and the sound will get through anyway. [Rosie] Mmmm It may have changed a bit since 1961. Heavens we all have! It obviously had a profound effect on you though - to remember it so vividly. If you go again before neat April you will still qualify as a regular though. I get to more away games - living in Leicester (Dont ask).

It's actually quite good.

There is such a thing as damning with faint praise.

You've gone deaf and can't hear it

The angry mob outside your door can.

Your door is a vortex leading to a magical world of tiny shrimps made from candy and all the women look like Kylie...

Kylie is very overrated.

Not by many people here, I would imagine, or at least hope.

Kylies bum wants a trial seperation and a cut of the profits!

Gordon Brown has not raised the duty on Kylie related products.

There is an danger of a KY reference entering the conversation. Slippery customers these Politicians - I should know.

I think Kirsty Young is a bit of all right. (Snodders) You're not a . . . .? ?

She's probably spoken for! [Rosie] I wasn't last time I looked....!!

She requires so much speaking for, she employs people to deliver her after dinner speeches. [Snodgrass] There's no need to be ashamed you know...;P

The next tme she looks, she discovers she is a politican!