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Right, another chance to alternately build our spirits up and then disappoint them. I can't be bothered to change the winning move so it's still Mornington Crescent.
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First class all the way
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You are flying by Bashkirian Airlines
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Their first class is quite good, actually.
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You're only saying that to be polite to them.
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They dont understand a word of what you've been saying.
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The captain also doesn't understand a word Air Traffic Control have been saying.
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The captain does understand the letters and numbers, which is enough for him to avoid crashing into any other aircraft.
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