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Right, another chance to alternately build our spirits up and then disappoint them. I can't be bothered to change the winning move so it's still Mornington Crescent.
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At least a decent British actor will play the baddie.
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British actors *always* play the baddie.
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The baddie is the best role by far!
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Every decent British actor who has ever been cast as a baddie has emigrated.
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There's always Brian Blessed...
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There will always be Brian Blessed!
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He's about to emigrate.
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...taking you with him.
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First class all the way
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You are flying by Bashkirian Airlines
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Their first class is quite good, actually.
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