That *was* the Bad News

'Good News' and 'Bad News' are now indistinguishable, meaning that newsreaders need no longer practise 'good news' and 'bad news' facial expressions and the ban on botox treatments and collagen lip-implants for newsreaders is lifted.

Everything that newsreaders say is still utter guff.

To gain more viewers the news is to be made more entertaining.

Regrettably there turns out to be a greater number of wars than rescued kittens.

A lot of the kittens rescued are from war torn areas!

Those kittens are all cleverly disguised bombs

Kittens can be deployed in 45 minutes and are considered as WMD. (They are in my house anyway).

Hans Blix can't find his kitten.

But the rumour is that he has a Tiger in his tank (pun intended!)

It's a real tiger