It is Belgian, so "Low Alcohol" actually means 5.5%

I can't think of any possible reason why the last entry could be in any way, shape or form, bad news.

I can

The next post will takeus back to the tenuously constructed story.

The sheer tenuousness of the story means that we've forgotten it, and we can now place ourselves wherever we like - say, as president of the United States.

If so, you'll have your arse licked by Tony Blair.

Of the 640 coalition deaths in Iraq only 545 are Americans.

95 of them weren't

The 95 that weren't were *caused* by Americans

That *was* the Bad News

'Good News' and 'Bad News' are now indistinguishable, meaning that newsreaders need no longer practise 'good news' and 'bad news' facial expressions and the ban on botox treatments and collagen lip-implants for newsreaders is lifted.

Everything that newsreaders say is still utter guff.

To gain more viewers the news is to be made more entertaining.

Regrettably there turns out to be a greater number of wars than rescued kittens.

A lot of the kittens rescued are from war torn areas!

Those kittens are all cleverly disguised bombs

Kittens can be deployed in 45 minutes and are considered as WMD. (They are in my house anyway).