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Right, another chance to alternately build our spirits up and then disappoint them. I can't be bothered to change the winning move so it's still Mornington Crescent.
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ITV want you in there next Celebrity reality show.
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You've agreed to do it
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It could be fatal
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As you are still invisible, no one can see you to vote you out. You are trapped in a jungle with 2 Ant/Decs forever!
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The two Ant's take a shine to you and smuggle in six pack of beer.
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Low alcohol beer
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It is Belgian, so "Low Alcohol" actually means 5.5%
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I can't think of any possible reason why the last entry could be in any way, shape or form, bad news.
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I can
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The next post will takeus back to the tenuously constructed story.
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The sheer tenuousness of the story means that we've forgotten it, and we can now place ourselves wherever we like - say, as president of the United States.
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If so, you'll have your arse licked by Tony Blair.
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Of the 640 coalition deaths in Iraq only 545 are Americans.
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