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Right, another chance to alternately build our spirits up and then disappoint them. I can't be bothered to change the winning move so it's still Mornington Crescent.
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I'm only two out of the above three.
Bad News
You're a mute.
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No need to learn French, then.
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You get extra garlic rations to make up for it.
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You're off to Transylvania next week, so the extra garlic will come in handy.
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Customs take it from you before entering the country.
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They don't let you enter the country at all.
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They deport you to Afghanistan.
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They let you go into Pakistan, where the locals are impressed by your cricketing expertise.
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You realise that cricket is the most tedious activity in the world, and face a hideous death from boredom.
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You turn to meditation to escape boredom and find God (underneath a small rock). God tells you to start a new religion.
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