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Right, another chance to alternately build our spirits up and then disappoint them. I can't be bothered to change the winning move so it's still Mornington Crescent.
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That means it's a great time to start learning a new language.
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The EU have declared that all EU residents must learn French.
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Our food thus becomes much better.
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But our toilets will get worse.
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We don't care, as we are all too busy making lurve and quoting poetry.
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... to ugly, hairy people who cannot speak properly.
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I'm only two out of the above three.
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You're a mute.
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No need to learn French, then.
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You get extra garlic rations to make up for it.
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You're off to Transylvania next week, so the extra garlic will come in handy.
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