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Right, another chance to alternately build our spirits up and then disappoint them. I can't be bothered to change the winning move so it's still Mornington Crescent.
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Tony Blair has survived the (e)ducation(?) vote.
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The BBC is now creating its own news and cutting out the middle man.
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The middle man is cutting himself up
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He's delicious with fava beans and a nice Chianti.
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Unfortunately all you have is a bottle of meths.
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Luckily, your murder rap for cutting out the middle man has been reduced to manslaughter.
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He was the brother of the Osama bin Laden.
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You are Osama bin Laden.
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The entire free world are after you.
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Isn't it grand to be so popular?!
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You're stuck in an 8ft snow drift
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It gives you an excuse for mixing the order up!
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Not when it's your first day as a waiter at the Cannibals' Bistro, where customers are guaranteed "recompense" for bad service.
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Being a leper, it's the only job you can get. You're so delighted to have it, you're giving away tips. COAT!
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You get sacked for some misdemeanour in the broom cupboard, you try to appeal but realise you haven't got a leg to stand on. [ penelope, please get my coat while your at it ]
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The establishment have been taken over by MacDonalds.
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The establishment have been taken over by MacDonalds.
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This isn't the same as McDonalds, the fast food retailer.
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...which means it gets burned down in a midnight raid by Clan Campbell, the hereditary enemies of Clan MacDonald ever since the days of the Glencoe Massacre.
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Barbecue!
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