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Right, another chance to alternately build our spirits up and then disappoint them. I can't be bothered to change the winning move so it's still Mornington Crescent.
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You are Osama bin Laden.
Bad News
The entire free world are after you.
Good News
Isn't it grand to be so popular?!
Bad News
You're stuck in an 8ft snow drift
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It gives you an excuse for mixing the order up!
Bad News
Not when it's your first day as a waiter at the Cannibals' Bistro, where customers are guaranteed "recompense" for bad service.
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