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Right, another chance to alternately build our spirits up and then disappoint them. I can't be bothered to change the winning move so it's still Mornington Crescent.
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Bad News
They're doing pullups.
Good News
This gives them sexy strong shoulders!
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They don't believe you when you say that you've redefined "Master Race" to mean "people with sexy strong shoulders".
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One in ten men do. Though not for the same reason as the other nine.
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You need these men to help propagate the new elite.
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But you're not.
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