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Right, another chance to alternately build our spirits up and then disappoint them. I can't be bothered to change the winning move so it's still Mornington Crescent.
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Bad News
Tectonics is an art, nay, a discipline, which is somewhat shifty.
Good News
You switch to Teutonics and start a career in world domination.
Bad News
The Rest of the free world spoil your party (and it takes the Italians a while to realize they are on the wrong side!)
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A few are hanging from lampposts.
Bad News
They're doing pullups.
Good News
This gives them sexy strong shoulders!
Bad News
They don't believe you when you say that you've redefined "Master Race" to mean "people with sexy strong shoulders".
Good News
One in ten men do. Though not for the same reason as the other nine.
Bad News
You need these men to help propagate the new elite.
Bad News
But you're not.
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