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Right, another chance to alternately build our spirits up and then disappoint them. I can't be bothered to change the winning move so it's still Mornington Crescent.
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But the next visit is tomorrow, and your in-laws are meeting them for the first time.
The will probably abduct your in-laws and take them back to the planet Zog for experimentation.
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The will probably abduct your in-laws and take them back to the planet Zog for experimentation. Bugger, done it again!
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They'll be back.
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They are bringing presents for everyone this time!
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You will be expected to show gratitude for some useless trinket.
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You have earings that are made of the kind of organic matter which you do not need gratification for.
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Earwigs prefer earrings over earings. Regardless, they are rather pedantic individuals and do have a problem with their 'earing.
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You like squashing earwigs
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Guess what you'll be coming back as in the next life?
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As a football supporter, finding true fulfilment by chanting Earwig-o, earwig-o, earwi....
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